I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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