When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm both gender and math confused
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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