need another drink. this is the easiest way
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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