so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
