I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I love you.
Bad choice
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