That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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