Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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