Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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