At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
false alarm, still single
Randomize
