i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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