there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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