Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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