i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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