Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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