Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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I intend to get homeless drunk
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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