watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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