I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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