He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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