Porn is love you can see.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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