Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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