puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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