Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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