P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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