She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?