Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.