Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(949): View more from California

Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

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(415): View more from California

Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father

(973): View more from New Jersey

i think girls just don't want to fuck you

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"

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(631): View more from New York

I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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(614): View more from Ohio

You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?

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