but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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