But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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