Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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