It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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