Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Michael Bay diarrhea
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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