Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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