His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
