Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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