i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
youre lurking in front of me
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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