Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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