There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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