my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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