I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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