TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just wanna be euthanized
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?