I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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