He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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