Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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