One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
do herpes really smell.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You coming home soon, man?
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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