like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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