I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think my moral compass just broke
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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