hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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