i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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