If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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