New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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