I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
did you just send me my own nude
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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