It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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