Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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