One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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