i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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